I'm Sorry Mr. Wawa Assistant Manager.

Dear Mr. Wawa Assistant Manager,
I am sorry I tried to buy stuff that was too expensive for the amount of money i was carring on me. I am also sorry that the money i was carring was in gift cards, and therefore unable to cancel out two of my orders when i wished to remove them. Maybe it would have been alright if i had canceled the first camera and kept the second...but i didn't. Now not only could you not remove one item from the recipt (which i failed to grab at the end) But you could not remove two. A most enfuriating task; and i am sure you are damning me to the burning depths of hades because of this.
Perhaps the endeavor wouldn't have been quite so bad if everyone else in the entire Wawa hadn't finished finding their orders at the exact same time i had found mine. Maybe if i was at the end of the line, instead of the beggining, your patience may have been spared...but as the store filled up like a clogged water pipe, you were still stuck with me. The old lady, old man, young lady, dying lady, and old man would have been relived to see me go, but some of them died in the process. I'll be sure to send flowers.
Most of all i'm sorry you had to pay me back in cash...something your not allowed to do, because you had few other options and i'm sure you just wanted to get rid of me as fast as possible. But be consoled in this...I will not return to you with another gift card. Instead, i will go to the slacker who sat behind you the entire time, ignoring the dramatically lengthing line and settling to laugh at you while you were busy pressing enough buttons on the keypad to detinate a nuclear warhead.
Sincerely,
OnyxLunacy

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